Here are few little humorous diddies that I have found in my search of the web.. Women? We have a humor all of our own.. Check these out!
One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it.
The first man prayed saying, "Please, give
me the strength to cross this river." Poof! He got big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed saying,
"Please, give me the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof ! He got a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about three hours.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed saying, "Please, give me the strength, ability, and intelligence
to cross this river." And Poof! He turned into a
woman. She looked at the map, then walked across the bridge. : )
I'll continue to search and will be adding to this page as I come across more.....Be sure to check back.... suzie
Background by Teddy Bear's Place....she has moved and I am looking for her site so I can put her link on...Anybody know? Let me know...